Tag Archives: movie cereals

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Jan. ’16

Review: Batman vs. Superman Cereals

IMG_1269There’s a war going on, cereal fans. A war on breakfast!

And no, I don’t mean the ongoing blood feud between Pop-Tarts and Toaster Strudel (though the latest news is that Kaiser Doughboy is attempting a surprise attack on a troop of Frosted Blueberry pastries just east of the toaster).

No, this new battle is one of superheroic proportions. Just in time for the upcoming Batman vs. Superman movie, DC Comics (which I can only assume stands for Delicious Cereal) has licensed a new cereal for each of the famous combatants.

Don’t ask me why, but Superman was bestowed the power of “Caramel Crunch,” while Batman pulled “Chocolate Strawberry” out of his utility belt. Which will be the hero of your tastebuds? Let’s wait for the artificially flavored smoke to clear and find out!

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31

Dec. ’15

Spooned & Spotted: Kung Fu Panda 3 Po Power Crunch Cereal

IMG_0459Thought #1: There have been three Kung Fu Panda movies now?

Thought #2: Wait, this is just bootleg Cocoa Puffs with marshmallows? Don’t we owe an ass-kicking panda more than that for saving our asses from all manner of cartoon animal villainy?

Thought #3: For that matter, what do marshmallows that look like Shine Sprites have to do with Kung Fu Panda (the other marshmallows are panda heads and what appear to be yin yang symbols)?

Thought #4: What do normal people do on New Year’s Eve instead of standing in Walmart and making Nintendo references?

Thought #5, ten minutes later during the car ride home: Wait. Why didn’t they just call them Po-coa Puffs?

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