Seeing Cap’n Crunch, the modern patron saint of the inner child within us all, at a Buffalo Wild Wings may seem jarring, but in reality, it’s a pretty good bit of breakfast lore continuity. 

You see (you see how I started this sentence with “you” so I wouldn’t have two with “see” in a row?), the Cap’n has been picking up athletics again over the past couple years, returning to his position as the MVP of sugary-sporty cereals with Home Run Crunch, Touch Down Crunch, and Soccer Crunch. So it only makes sense that eventually, he would sprain one or many parts of nautical old anatomy, and he’d instead retire from real sports and settle for a career in the game of kings:

Sitting at a Buffalo Wild Wings yelling at the TV with hot sauce on his pointing fingers. 

But the Cap’n isn’t content with just watching: he’s milking this deal out with a new milkshake. It’s called the Crunch Berries Blender, and it’s a non-alcoholic mix of whipped & ice creams + Crunch Berries cereal. Spotted by my own dear sister on Snapchat (hence the obfuscatory punctuation), this merry mix should be out at Buffalo Wild Wings locations already. Here’s the full recipe:

Guess I’ll have to bust out my dusty old “feigned interest in sports” from the basement to try it. I bet it still fits, too!