Review: Kellogg’s Cinnabon Cereal

IMG_4473Just look at those swirls. Imagine them hypnotically spinning: spinning, twirling, and careening down into your cereal bowl.

You’re getting very, very hungry.

It’s been a relatively slow month for new cereal, so while I continue eagerly hunting for Post’s new Marshmallow Pebbles, I think it’s time I gave a cinnamon-seasoned cereal veteran a proper vetting.

And since the tempting spirals in this box of Kellogg’s Cinnabon cereal have been beckoning me like crunchy sirens for awhile now, they seem like good review candidates.

Maybe now I won’t have to eat bowls full of Taco Bell Cinnabon Delights and milk. I hear that’s how they finally killed Rasputin.

Believe it or not, Cinnabon cereal has a long history. The concept and snail shell piece shape has existed since Kellogg’s introduced Cinnamon Mini-Buns back in 1991, and it persisted through several iterations and flavors until its eventual Cinnabon co-branding in 2010. As always, you can consult resident cereal historian Gabe Fonseca for the full story.

IMG_4474Every coiled piece of Cinnabon cereal is the toasty auburn color of pure cinnamon and sugar. After biting into just one of them, I immediately understand why the French language uses “bon” to mean “good.”

This cereal really is Cinnagood; not only is there a pleasant cinnamon brown sugar sweetness on every piece, but that sweetness is also layered on a bed of rich, baked and buttered doughiness.IMG_4475

The toasted edges on some lucky bun pieces only make the “warm, fresh-baked cinnamon roll” experience even more authentic. There’s even a bit of a spicy cinnamon aftertaste that provides a welcome kick.

I do have one gripe with Cinnabon cereal, though: the texture. While I was hoping for a the melt-in-your-mouth softness of a magical Cinnabon core, instead each piece has a limp, ho-hum chewiness. Uncomfortably biting through each piece is like working your way through the flabby outer ring of a slightly undercooked cinnamon roll.IMG_4476

Adding milk makes the texture a little closer to moist Cinnabon insides, but it still lacks the faint bite of good, gooey cinnamon bun frosting. I realize though, that that’s probably too much to expect from a commercial cereal. I could always just melt a cream cheese brick or liquefy a sour cream doughnut over my bowl for that desired sugary tang.

So despite my impossible expectations, my taste test confirmed that Kellogg’s Cinnabon is a cereal aisle mainstay for a reason. As a recognizable and tasty adaptation of a famous pastry in bite-sized form, Cinnabon cereal rivals Cinnamon Toast Crunch for the title of “Best Cinnamon Swirled Cereal.”

I’m not sure which I like better between the two. It’s kind of like comparing cinnamon-coated apples to cinnamon-coated oranges; CTC has a straighter blast of cinnamon sugar, while Cinnabon has more complex layers of dough and spice.IMG_4477

And besides: why bother fighting when you can just have the best of both swirled worlds?


 

 

The Bowl: Kellogg’s Cinnabon Cereal

The Breakdown: Like an ogre, an onion, or a cinnamon bun, this cereal has layers and layers of sweetness, butteriness, and spiciness. I just wish the blubbery texture wasn’t so mediocre.

The Bottom Line: 8.5 incinerated Krispy Kreme doughnuts out of 10

(Quick Nutrition Facts: 120 calories, 12 grams of sugar, and 2 grams of protein per 1 cup serving)

10 responses »

  1. this review is so funny, i just read it aloud to my girlfriend and we both laughed out loud at many lines. you are so cool. i love the empty bowl too. dan, you’re the man (bet you never heard that one before)

  2. I’ve been looking for this cereal for so long now and was wondering why I could never find it so today I started looking for where I could purchase it and nobody has it so I searched if it was disconnected and it was and my heart just dropped this was my favorite!!!!!!!!!! Cereal and I hate cereal!!!! Because I don’t like milk but this cereal I could drink milk with it just made everything in the bowl so amazing and I was happy because milk is actually good for you so it was a plus I really hope and pray they make this cereal a thing again I would just die for 5 boxes of these right now I know I couldn’t eat all 5 at once but I’ll buy 5 at a time because I never want to be parted from a cereal this good ever again

  3. I can’t find Cinnabon cereal anywhere in New Jersey I love it and my great grandchildren like it for snacks

  4. Heard it was discontinued can’t understand why it’s literally the only cereal I ate I’m 48 and didn’t eat cereal for years and years then I tasted this when I bought it for my kids and I was hooked I could eat a box every 3 days myself. I have been to Walmarts and Shoprites in PA and NJ where I use to buy it and it’s gone forever.

  5. I love this feature! There are so many cereals that I’ve either never had and have been wondering about, or have not had in FOREVUR (Sandlot voice). This is one I had once and loved, but I only ever see it in Walmart’s now, and always at a 2.50 price.

    There used to be a great cinnamon cereal called Post Mini Churros, but I haven’t seen it since 2013 or so. That was a really great rival to CTC, which I’e always found a bit dense as a snack.

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