What do we want?

A diverse geometry of abstract cereal shapes!

When do we want ’em?

For breakfast! And as a midnight snack! And maybe for dinner!

If my latest review was any indication, I’m still incensed by the sugar ring redundancy going on in the cereal aisle. And although The Empty Bowl is an ever-ethereal and tranquil cereal podcast, we just had to spend some of this eighteenth episode airing our grievances. But don’t worry, we still air them in a “crisp mountain breeze” sort of way.

What else is new? Tune in and tune out negativity as Justin and I debate whether to play into Eggo’s retweet farm (although by this point, they’ve already won), sing the uncanny praises of pink confection, and repent to whatever Old God this is:

If you need more non-labor for your Labor Day, you can find more relaxing cereal respites at our Anchor hub, follow along on Twitter, or send in a listener question. We can’t discuss or respond to every email, but each email is worth a thousand retweets in my book.

*P.S., I’ve been out on vacation for a bit, but blog coverage will pick up again shortly. Thanks!

What do polygonal cereals, powdered pillows, and and the graham-focused platform of The Cereal Movement have in common?

They’re all talking points—or at least blunt edges—in The Empty Bowl’s latest 30-minute lullaby. For those tragically high-strung few who’ve yet to decompress with our light and loose explorations of variously dense cereals, clear your mind and schedule: crunch time has never felt so blissful.

In this episode, Justin and I hype up a potential new Golden Age for Lucky Charms, get oily with Chocolate Peanut Butter Pops, and cool off with a couple iced cereal beverage ideas.

If you want to keep up The Cereal Movement’s momentum, you can find more bubbly cereal soapboxes at our Anchor hub, follow along on Twitter, or send in a listener question. We can’t discuss or respond to every email, but they’ll be your birthday gift to me.