Confession time: when I was a kid, I loved the Keebler Elves. Ernie. Ma Keebler. Buckets. Fast Eddie. Even that mischievous miscreant Elwood. I treated my E.L. Fudge cookies like edible action figures, using them to reenact the Hollow Tree’s treat assembly line and play games of “synchronized milk diving.” Later in my adolescence, the cookies even became […]
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Review: Cinnamon Pebbles Cereal from Post
For someone who has allegedly sworn to keep his neolithic neighbor from sampling his cereal, Fred sure is holding that bowl of overflowing Cinnamon Pebbles dangerously close to a spoon-wielding Barney. Could Post’s newest Pebbles cereal be tasty enough to settle eons-old breakfast rivalries? Is Barney secretly wearing pterodactyl slippers to get a silent jump on […]
Classic Review: Double Chocolate Krave Cereal
It’s been a relatively slow year for new holiday cereals, so I figured I’d celebrate the coziest time of year by revisiting one of my personal cozy cocoa classics. After all, it is the season for reconnecting with loved ones. I’ve mentioned in my previous Krave reviews that the cereal is definitely divisive: most people either […]
A Cornucopia of Cereal Time Episodes to be Thankful for!
Happy Thanksgiving, cereal lovers! I know it’ll be hard to work a bowl of your favorite breakfast cereal into this day of turkey, green bean casserole, and yams glazed with some magic syrup your grandma must’ve bartered with Zeus to obtain, so I won’t blame you if you go breakfast-lite today. But I’ll also give you six […]
Guest Review: Nestle Lion Cereal
Soooo: I’ve been in Copenhagen for a week for work and really had no chance to get very far out of the meeting venue and hotel meeting rooms for anything other than fancy dinners. But who the hell reading this site would care about that when such hotel isolation provides an opportunity to try a […]
Review: Kellogg’s Limited Edition Chocolate Frosted Flakes with Skeleton Marshmallows
The world would be a much happier place if there were skeleton-shaped things in every food. Spaghetti with skeleton meatballs. Pistachios with skull-shaped nuts inside every shell. Or here’s a really crazy one: chicken wings with actual bones in the middle! Wait: one of those things is not quite like the others. But it doesn’t […]
Review: Nature Valley Granola Crunch – Cinnamon & Maple Brown Sugar
Chunks of rock are underrated. Whether you’re gazing at geodes in a museum, winning a piece of the Aggro Crag on Nickelodeon GUTS, or simply throwing things in the quarry with Creed from The Office, chunks of rock are versatile and fun. And edible chunks of rock are delicious, too. Fruity Pebbles, rock candy, chocolate-covered rocks, and […]
Happy National Cereal Day 2016: Dan’s Cereal Top 10!
That’s right, fellow cerealists, the greatest day of the year has come once more! March 7th is National Cereal Day, and it’s better than 25 Christmases stuffed into a Thanksgiving turkey that’s been strapped to a 4th of July firework and launched into a jack-o-lantern carved to look like the Easter bunny. Today, cereal munchers everywhere are […]