News: Pop-Tarts Crisps are Back, in Two Flavors!

Strawberry Pop-Tarts Crisps

(Update: We reviewed them!)

Is Pop-Tarts getting the gang back together?

Hear me out: Pop-Tarts history is rich with not only decadent filling, but with convenience-focused pastry offshoots, too. And from the mid-’90s up until just a few years ago, these cult classic pieces of Pop-Tart paraphernalia have died off, leaving only the humble P-T in its original, rectangularly sugar-sandwiched form.

But in the span of just a few months, it’s beginning to look like Pop-Tarts isn’t just reanimating one of its bite-, fun-, and nibble-sized products, but nearly all of them. First we heard that Pop-Tarts Crunch will be back (in both classic varieties), by early 2019.

Then came the spiritual successor of Pop-Tarts Mini-Crisps, the poshly pouched Pop-Tarts Bites, which will also come in the brand’s flagship flavors of Strawberry and Brown Sugar Cinnamon.

Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tarts Crisps

And now that we have confirmation of “new” Pop-Tarts Crisps—in, surprise surprise, “Strawberrylicious” and “Brown Sugar Cinnamazing”—that means the toaster pastry leviathan’s oft-forgotten Snak-Stix are also (sort of) back. You know, to fill our stomachs and couch cushions with crispy-crumbly Pop-Tarts flavor in a wafered-enough form to justify it as a light, pre-breakfast snack.

While they’re still filled, it remains to be seen just how well these Pop-Tarts Crisps—which look more like, in a highly complimentary way, iced cross-sections of cardboard than Pop-Tarts—will stack up against their pastry predecessors, but for now, this news leaves me with two important questions to ponder:

1) Will S’Mores, let alone Cookies & Cream, ever get another chance at spin-off stardom?

2) And more importantly, will Go-Tarts come back next to complete the crunchy quadrilogy?

I need my grippable, Go-Gurt sized Pop-Tart fix, people!

One response »

  1. Good afternoon I wanted to know where I could purchase the strawberry delicious Pop Tart crisps I’ve tried all different places and cannot get them is there a place I can order online
    Thanks

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