ゴゴゴゴ Nani?? ゴゴゴゴ
Wait, wait: wrong JoJo. I tend to do that a lot, especially since I’ve always wanted a JoJo’s Bizarre Cereal with crunchy cherry arrowheads. But no, a different fruit is at play in this cereal collab with youngsters’ favorite singer/dancer/internet personality/marketing force to be reckoned with. I’ll admit I know precious little about JoJo Siwa—you think there’s room between the cereal factoids in my pantry-sized brain for such knowledge?—so I’m not all that excited for her Strawberry Bop cereal.
After all, the last licensed General Mills cereal to feature strawberry, Shopkins Cutie O’s, was so aromatically potent it could down passing aircraft. If this were Kellogg’s, on the other hand, I’d have a little more hope, since their strawberry Disney Princess Cereal was above average and made use of a better-than-corn multigrain base.
Oh well: if nothing else, the fact that this is a Nickelodeon branded box may mean we could finally get a new Garfield Cereal someday. It just better be made with spherical lasagna noodles.
This looks like the 2021 version of the 90’s “Urlelo-O’s” which lasted all of a year before being dropped. Very likely it won’t be very long before you’ll find it on the discount rack at Walmart.
Am I the only one kinda excited? This looks cute and could be yummy. Then again, I’m a sucker for pink and LGBBT+ community icon Jojo Siwa. Let’s see if this cereal can keep me coming back like a Boomerang.
uhh, who?
What in the world is this?
GM – spend your time bringing back oat to Franken Berry!
#oatymonsters