Just picture it:
After enduring enough reality-deforming Herculean labors to leave a Hydra’s heads spinning, you’ve finally got your calloused mitts on Lucky the Leprechaun’s pot of gold! With great care, you hoist it—boy this thing’s heavy—out of whatever hidey-ho—oh no.
It was full of honey.
And now you’re slathered in it.
And said hidey-hole is starting to look and sound like a hibernation hole.
I mean, can you blame Lucky for going to such carnivorous lengths to hide his new Lucky Charms with Honey Clovers cereal? News of this apian addition to the Charms family was leaked—slowly and viscously—by Cereal Life on Instagram (thanks for sharing!). While the very suggestion of uniting Lucky Charms with Honey Nut Cheerios is exciting, what’s really got me confident about this stuff’s quality is a single word on the above box.
No, not honey itself, but oat.
Whereas the likes of Chocolate & Fruity Lucky Charms were inexplicably defiled with a corn flour base, Honey Lucky Charms appears to keep with the cereal’s most based base grain. With that in mind, I’d happily endure a hundred stings to get my paws on a box of this stuff early. But until then, I guess I’ll just drizzle real honey on my leftover St. Paddy’s Day Charms.
It’s a welcome change from my maple syrup mainstay condiment, after all.
Welp. I can confirm that despite the mockup box there showing oat, it’s indeed a corn cereal.
I saw it and bought it blindly, remembering this article and fully expecting it to be regular lucky charms with honey flavoring.
I feel quite the fool.