Cap’n Crunch is the Mario of the cereal world.

Aside from the killer ‘stache and symbolic embodiment of an undying imaginative childhood, Horatio Magellan Crunch and Italy’s most esteemed septic specialist also share a knack for character versatility.

Where Mario has appeared in basketball games, parties, races, hotels, and even famous disappearances, the Cap’n has likewise found himself playing sports, slinging ice cream, and even infamously disappearing.

And now, until we get the Cap’n Crunch Kart video game the world deserves—power-ups will naturally include Soggies that turn the track squishy—ol’ H. M. Crunch is hitting the beach.

Discovered in box mock-ups and additionally confirmed by recent Pop-Tart scholar Junk Banter, Cap’n Crunch’s Beach Bash Crunch, presumably hitting shelves this summer, features normal Cap’n Crunch with tropically shaped Crunch Berries: life preservers, starfish, and either dolphins or sharks (depending on how bad they scratch up your palate).

Better yet, they turn your milk blue! I never thought a ripped, bicep-bearing Cap’n Crunch would be the one to fulfill my fantasy of drinking anime water for breakfast, but here we are: lather me up, Cap’n Hasselhof!

But wait, that’s not all: I also stumbled upon an active Quaker trademark for Cap’n Crunch’s Mega Crunch! I can’t find any photos so I don’t know what this is, nor if it will ever exist, but the tantalizing possibilities are keeping my mind from thinking about Cap’n Crunch in a Speedo.

Could Mega Crunch be layered with Pop Rock-esque cracklin’ bits? Could it just be a single giant, rectangular Crunch Berry stuffed into a bag? Or maybe it’s Cap’n Crunch pieces stuffed with Mega M&M’s?

Regardless, I’m probably going to get thrown out of the library for loudly eating it while spoiling the solutions in the Where’s Waldo books.