https://www.instagram.com/p/BlAK8ygH3a6/ This is a big one, people. While it may be no surprise that Post is adding Teddy Grahams to its growing gauntlet roster of infinity cookie cereals, for someone who loves Teddy Grahams—and its long-gone Breakfast Bears breakfast cereal—as much as me, this is an era-defining ordeal. I mean, between the number of times […]
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News: Coffee Mate Golden Grahams Creamer
January 2022 is gonna be BIG… …for fans of viscous cereal fluids. Yes, Coffee Mate, the folks who already brought us Cinnamon Toast Crunch Coffee Creamer, are double dipping into the great big bowl of cereal inspiration for this shining supernova of liquid sweetener known as Golden Grahams Coffee Creamer. It’s no secret that I’m a Golden […]
News: Golden Grahams S’Mores Toaster Strudel
Look at that supple off-brown coloring. The choco-mallow paste-full thickness of it. Oh my god, it even has an icing mark. Truly, the above product’s visage is enough to make any appetite go psycho: I mean, my favorite mainstream cereal (and also the most underrated), Golden Grahams? Paired with its natural complementary flavors and baked […]
News: Sugar Cookie Toast Crunch 2020 & New Elf Cereal
December 2020: The Toast Crunch Dynasty’s Last Stand. As the snow piles around the old cathedral and the rabid Teddy Grahams—prematurely upset from their winter slumber—keep pouring through the crunched-open stained glass windows. What few Crazy Squares remain regret cannibalizing their Churro & French Toast comrades. They sharpen their sugar cookie shurikens and prepare […]
Spooned & Spotted: Dunkin’ Cereal (Mocha Latte & Caramel Macchiato!)
(UPDATE: Just today, Post confirmed these Dunkin’ Cereals will be released in late August, with 1/10th the amount of caffeine in a coffee cup per serving!) Well this was certainly more of a jolt to my brain than any shot of espresso. Long-time Cerealously readers may remember a rumored Dunkin’ Donuts Caramel Macchiato Cereal […]
Review: Honey Maid Cinnamon Graham Cereal
This is a momentous review. The kind of review that deserves a content warning: this article contains atomically divisive statements, polarizing particles capable of sparking a potential second Cereal Civil War—we all remember the seismic defeat of Quake by Quisp in the Great Quaker Quarrel of ’71. Anyway, if you made it through that sentence, […]
Spooned & Spotted: Hostess Twinkies Cereal
Somebody call Cap’n Crunch, because there are some new golden doubloons hitting the breakfast table. For the past three months, “Twinkies Cereal” has been phantasmically dancing atop the tongues of cereal lovers like Twinkie the Kid at whatever spectral square-dance they send brand mascots to to purgatorily pass time in between discontinuations. Sure, we’ve seen […]
Review: Millville Snickerdoodle Kookies Cereal
Is it time for a Cinnamon Toast Coup yet? Loose crunchologic records suggest the crazy squared cereal’s cinnamon dynasty dates back to roughly the Byzantine era, while recent calcium dating suggests its dominance began way back in the Earth’s primordial soup, wherein the CTC clan of sugar-specked protozoa were the only ones of their kind […]