Oh, to have been a fly on the wall at FYE HQ when they dreamt up this one…

Having watched all of Breaking Bad during its original TV run, drawn my own Heisenberg shirt, and laughed at Breaking Bad Comics ’til they mineral-ed my socks off, I’m fascinated to see that the show’s legacy is still going so strong nearly six years after its fateful series finale. FYE, who have already released cereals based on Rugrats, anime, and modern American “children’s” horror games, have now set their sights on Albuquerque. Not unlike Walter White himself, this time around they’ve cut out the middleman between mouth and marshmallow, ridding their (admittedly expensive) cereals of any oat-y imperfections to make boxes of 100% pure “Blue Sky Crunchy Marshmallows.”

Dubious drug references aside, these mildly profane (put the kids to bed) marb*tches are apparently both naturally and artificially flavored. I still haven’t decided whether I’ll go in on a box—I promised Walt I’d stay out of his territory, after all, if he stayed out of the cereal blogging game—but I am curious to see what these might taste like. Bubblegum? Cotton Candy? Rice ‘n Beans?

If you’ve tried these, let me know in the comments below. In the meantime, I’ll just pray that the conceptual sequel to these Oops! All Lucky Charms Moons is a shingle-specked box full of Crunchy Roof Pizzas.