Okay, okay: that article title is a lie. Or at least, like, 60% a lie.

Yes, I’m going to talk about all three of Malt-O-Meal’s fruity summer cereal releases, and yes, I know, I’m really late to the game on talking about them. But that’s because one of these three cereals is so much better than the others that I’ve been deeply, irretrievably absorbed in its ample folds of goodness—to the point of ignoring the other two, this blog, and my ties to this earthly plane, all at the same time.

Which one is it? Ha, wouldn’t you like to know.

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What’s that? You would like to know? And it’s my job as a reviewer to tell you?

Well geez, I guess that logic checks out. Alright, I’ll tell you…but I’m gonna make you wade through my thoughts on the not-so-good ones, first.

Don’t worry, I’ll make it as ephemeral as these two cereals’ flavor. Continue reading →