Ignore the Funfetti—on this blog, we’re about done with generically vanilla-flavored things for a while.
Coffee 👏 creamer 👏 should have 👏 a built-in 👏 straw.
Or at least a strapped-in cereal straw.
As my comfort with consuming crude coffee creamer over cereal has only been emboldened by this blog, I’m worried that by the time I get my misty palms on a tankard of Cinnamon Toast Crunch coffee creamer, I’ll be fine with thoughtlessly transferring it into a Big Gulp cup.
General Mills is teaming up with Coffee Mate for this one, though it remains unclear how different CTC coffee creamer will be from, you know, any other cinnamon coffee creamer. It’s very much the same situation we just faced with Market Pantry Cereal Bowl Ice Cream, which ended up bringing in gingerbread vibes out of the leftmost corn & rice field, so I wouldn’t put it past General Mills to somehow make this coffee creamer taste like liquefied cookie butter…or liquefied regular butter.
If you find Cinnamon Toast Crunch coffee creamer, let us know what you think of it in the comments!
You’re right, and I suspect it will just be the same creamers they’ve released in the past, but with fancy new cross-branding. That’s usually the case with those kinds of products, and especially creamers. The Snickers, Dove, Cinnabon and other flavors taste nothing like their namesakes. Still, at least it’s something new to try.